Interview with Claire!

For over a year now Claire Shamgochian has been on the front line of foot liberation. Today I had the sorrow of interviewing Claire on the stinky matter.

- Do you hate shoes? = "yes!"

- Why do you hate shoes? = "because I like having tough toes!"

- When did you start hating shoes? = "I started going barefoot last summer."

- How do you plan to destroy the shoes? = "any possible way."

- What is your least favorite type of shoe? = "high heels."

- Why are they you least favorite type of shoe? = "their the opposite of barefoot!"

- Do you where shoes? = "when I'm forced to!"

- When are you forced to where shoes? = "when I want to go in to stores to eat cookies!"

- Why are you forced to where shoes? = "I'm apparently supposed to!"

- Do you have anything to say to the law? - "yes,"

- What do you have to say to the law? - "change your rules!"

- Do you pity shoe wearers? = "mostly, sometimes I get hurt when I'm walking barefoot 

(sniff)."

- What do you think the world will do once their are no more shoes? = "I don't care what the 

world will do but I now what I will do, I will celebrate!"

- Do you have anything to say to your followers? = "I don't think I have any followers."

- How can others get involved with your campaign? = "by reading a library book which I put my new barefoot stamp in."

- Do you have any parting advice? = "Take your shoes off!"

                                                                                                                                                    ~ Mr. X