The Dirty Song
If you're wondering why my face is so dirty,
I've been eating some chocolate ice cream.
If you're wondering why my neck is so dirty,
I've been rolling in the dirt.
If you're wondering why my dress is so dirty,
I've been eating some chocolate ice cream and I've been rolling in the dirt dirt dirt.
If you're wondering why my knees are so bruised,
Well I got bashed around by Sherman Gepherd.
If you're wondering why my toe nails are so dirty,
I've been nailing the pits.
If you're wondering why my fingernails are so dirty,
I've been nailing the play dough and the pits.
If you're wondering why my eye is covered,
I put a spoon over it.
If you're wondering why my forehead is so dirty,
I've been eating some pizza pizza pizza!
You know what "summer neck" is? I'm the only one who gets it in the summer. It is when your neck turns dirty and it stays dirty. My summer neck is kind of going away now because it is becoming winter. I have no idea how it gets dirty but it may because I roll in the dirt so much. I sometimes do try and clean it and it never works.
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